Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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