Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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