I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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