No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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