How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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