Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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