This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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