just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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