GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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