I'm gonna have a badass scar
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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