we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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