Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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