Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
