remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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