i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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