is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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