if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
