every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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