I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize