I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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