Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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