How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
