get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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