dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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