should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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