i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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