People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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