If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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