I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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