dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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