I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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