So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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