no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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