you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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