Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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