Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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