Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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