You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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