He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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