Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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