Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
