I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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