hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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