I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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