she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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