my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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