I didn't shave. On purpose
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Randomize
