Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
