You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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