Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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