i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
