my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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