I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize