on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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